can you imagine kylo becoming a walking meme. like storm troopers take selfies with him during his tantrums. and there’s a starkiller base group chat that has hundreds of pictures of kylo mid trip. and phasma has slideshows at trooper meetings of ‘kylo ren fuck ups.’
someone please, please, PLEASE draw those two stormtroopers (you know the ones I mean) taking a selfie behind Kylo Ren’s back as he wrecks yet another console instead of sneaking away
Hi my name is Kylo Ren and I have long ebony black hair and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Anakin Skywalker (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Emperor Palpatine but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a sith but my face is not old and wrinkly. I have pale white skin. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black helmet and a black robe, and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow (under the mask tho). I was walking outside on the Stardestroyer. We were fueling the weapon so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of stormtroopers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
An article in the Huffington Post talked about the good and bad of the character Kylo Ren in Star Wars. The author wrote, “No offense to Adam Driver, but when Ren took off his mask, I was expecting someone more… evil looking (maybe monstrous, or at least more rugged), not someone with boyish, clean-shaven good looks.”
I disagree. I think Ren, with his youthful, boyish face, perfectly embodies the greatest villain of our time: the entitled white young man who abuses the inherited power and privilege he was born with.
