stephanievex:

when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:

kidouyuuto:

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

richwhitelesbian:

i dont go on skype anymore. chat with me by screaming as loud as you can into the night sky. i will be listening

petitetimidgay:

tumblr’s vibes stress me out like I just don’t have the energy to aggressively hate everything and everyone all the time

yourlocalvodkaaunt:

I don’t have to make everything gay but I want to and I fucking will 

not-a-space-alien:

proofreading my own writing like wow.  u sure do love those commas, buddy.  what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal.  all those run-ons, friend.  why don’t you tone it down, my guy