coolfriendlynicefriendbuddyguy:

tiebelt:

people w words like cool friendly nice friend buddy guy etc in their URL I automatically trust u

whats your credit card number

sxizzor:

runawaysandtidalwaves:

ok so like imagine an alien landing and doing the whole “take me to your leader” spiel, and you’re just like “aight” bc aliens are fuckin cool, but the problem is the president is on the completely other side of the country, so you have to go on a cross country road trip with said alien

#the alien was going to try to take over the world but through the power of wacky romcom tropes and also friendship they changed their mind

egberts:

egberts:

when people make quesadillas without cheese in them…. do y’all even know what queso means or….

a quesadilla without cheese is just a damn dilla